five months old

Five months ago I was learning to push a baby out of my vagina. No one ever tells you that “pushing” isn’t as easy as it sounds. Sure, everyone is like, “you push like you have to poo.” That still doesn’t really help when it comes to having to make the baby INside of you [...]

9 rubber duckies are left to win the race, one rubber ducky went into Julia’s face.

My child devours literature.

And for Halloween Julia is going to be a parrot to Joe’s pirate. All we have to do now is teach her to say, “caw, CAW!” I’m too tired to chat about more. G’night y’all.

erica rocks

Yes. She deserves to have her name in the title. Remember when I thought I was going senile? Well Erica has solved that. I’m not going crazy. Papa John/Chris Black does really and truly exist. Photo evidence from our LVC yearbook that I did not purchase:

Now, imagine the photo descreened and the subject 10 years [...]

drool in all the wrong places

Julia has learned a new trick. If I hold her in my lap so she’s standing facing me, she looks around, giggles, leans over and chews on my nose. It’s adorable, but I could do without the slobber up my nose. Whenever I eat anything, her mouth drops open and stares as if to say, [...]

who wants to come wash my baby?

I gave her prunes….